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TOP TEN ITEMS ON THE WESTINGHOUSE "TO DO" LIST
10. Learn difference between network and a hole in the ground
9. Review pay package of TV host David Letterman
8. Rehire Connie Chung to sell toasters door-to-door
7. Lead story on every CBS newscast: Westinghouse appliances still
dependable and affordably priced!
6. Six words: "Dr. Quinn, Totally Nude Medicine Woman"
5. Find out who the hell this "Johnny Carwash" is
4. Have Anna-Nicole Smith keep marrying rival network executives
until they're all dead
3. See if Westinghouse engineers can fix Fran Drescher's voice
2. Assemble all employees for a huge party followed by massive
layoffs
1. "The Late Show with Dick Assman"
Letterman, Tuesday, August 8, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995